eyeknowstuff's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Massacre : RB2]

this deserves 12 in the violence section

BLOOOOOOODY

do not watch this if you don't like blood ^_^

I'd have to say I do agree that a lot of reviewers are just full of crap and vote badly for no apparent reason. They deserve punishment, but killing is so simple, why not torture?

[Crazy Chicken]

this ...really sucks

sure it's kinda funny, but you can make something funny AND have good animation. I mean everything in that flash looked like shitty paper cutouts of toys >_<. The shittiness of this flash will be with me for eternity to remind me of how much shit there actually are on Newgrounds. AGHH I HATED THIS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gooberstory]

haha what'd i tell u

both this and your other submission made it to top 50, not only that, ur slot number 1 AND 2 lol gj man, and please make more. I'm a fan of ur work now and adding you to my favorite authors

[Nim's Winter tale]

although I'm a fan of violence....

I agree that violence alone doesn't make a piece great. Without a story violence can't carry a show through more than five episodes, in the end a good story always wins.
Anyways I loved this submission, small bald snow pixies are so cute lol. The entire setting was amazing, from the consistently falling snow to the smallest details like the key being hanged and the snow rumbling when the door slammed. Though the art on the characters weren't the best I've seen, it well represents the kind of easy-going fairytale storyline of this flash. A very strong realistic character design goes better with a more dark or violent story. I do hope you make it to the top 50 on the portal, because I can say for certain this beats at least half the submissions currently on the top 50

[Madness Short: War]

im not just gonna bash this piece

A lot of people on newgrounds just say "BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP" or something meaningless and insulting like that but I'm actually gonna review it.

1st off it wouldn't hurt to make something original. Although i understand it might be a tribute to the madness series, at least make the animation smoother, have more movement, have better action, etc.
The weapons were done nicely, but the timing was off and the blood, and actual movement of the characters were oversimplified.

In the end it was an ok submission but I really can't give this anything higher than a 3/5

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

You, my friend, are truely an awesome dude. You gave constructive criticsm. Something I have never seen anyone on NG do but rarely. Awesome.

[The Non-Livingstons #002]

I live in a town called livingston

above statement is totally irrelevant.

This is a great movie! It really is fun to watch, not to mention how well animated it is. I can see this on Adult Swim or something. Though I like the 1st one better, this was also funny. please make more ^_^

[Random Frame by Frame]

eh it's ok

animation was ok, but for this kinda submission to rank high on the portal the animation will have to be EXCELLENT (as in fallen angel teaser excellent). Either that or it has to have smooth animation/good story line/or good humor (hardest to pull off).

[Central Park Rampage]

good try

good try, but senseless violence's gettin old

shitty animation+
shitty sticks+
shitty sound+
shitty story+
average violence+
=shitty score

[shit movie]

apply this to something

your art and concept of 3-d objects is far beyond my level, but you have to apply this to something. Maybe make a 3-d spaceship battle? A game of some sorts? A flash with a story? I dunno but apply ur talent into making something else than just a camera going through a disk and zooming out.

[Final Fantasy A+]

Wow, Final Fantasy meets School

I'm not a fan of Final Fantasy
Nor am I a fan of School, or japanese
but I have to say, this flash O W N Z!!!!!!!!

It reminds me of all those old rpg games on super nintendo