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2094 A.D. $1,000,000!!!

The key? use hormones n genetics at the beginning but as soon as you have your business stable switch off all hormone/genetics/other to ward off health-people and keep a good image. bribe Santa Fe and create 5 soy farms and 4 pastures with 4 empty spots. The 4 empty spots are used to rotate pastures when the land has reached 70% fertility. Make sure you torch ALL diseased cows so keep consumers happy and fire all workers with a :(. Food pyramid and McD for 3rd world keeps globalizationists and consumers happy as well. Try to minimize spending those expensive $300 bribes to the associations. Only do so if the organization is >=( and begin cutting into your profits. GL making a fortune ^_^

(the only ones I can't keep happy are the fat. if you have any tips please share)

A M A Z I N G G A M E entertaining yet educational and makes a strong statement!

good for a 13 year old

the credit kill is pretty original ^_^. Can't say this is a masterpiece but it wasn't bad, I've seen much worse. good job

goodguygood responds:

thanks

muahahaha

Ya know it's not fun until you've won this game 1 vs. 12 in hard mode lol. This was so much fun and I had so much fun running in circles herding twelve blueheads.

And it was just as fun to watch twelve redhoods gun down a defenseless lone blue mafia style

btw I love the anime style XD

DBarbarian responds:

Dang. Not even I can beat 12 hard comps. Props.

just not fun

I've seen games with THE worst presentation and etc. but got 4.2 scores just because the game was mad fun (powerfox). When dealing with the game presentation is secondary and fun is primary. If the game can get u hooked then it's a good game.

Everything leading up to the actual gameplay was good save the menus. The presentation, graphics, everyything was well done. The menu's words were waayyyy too small but that can be overlooked.

But the biggest problem I had was the gameplay. The cars looked awesome, the girls looked hot, then u get to play the game and... wow that sux. The car's controls were shittier than I can imagine. The entire thing looked like something from a super nintendo game, and it simply wasn't fun. Running around blowing up buildings? come on! it's boring. Nothing happens. I can't stand playing past the 2nd level ;_;

So I give this what it deserves, a 2/5. 2 for the presentation and graphics.

sweetness

Best Ship= Purple with it's giant swervy beam of chain lightning
Best secondary= H with the 4 homing missiles that can hit behind u
Best PLayer= me with over 1000000 points ;P

YES

I love this game cuz I used to (when computers didn't exist) play war with my friends using miniature armymen we won at the arcade. This is just like that, except on flash.

Make this 10 levels, have better music, and add sound effects and you've got urself a game that's going on the top 50 list. Oh and also add some blood when they die. I just don't like how people dissapear, they should leave bodies on the battlefield like the broken tanks are left on the battlefield.

to you people with no military sense: NEVER GO FOR THE SANDBAGS

seeing as how you read the reviews...

rarely do reveiws actually get read by the author but since you do Imma throw in a whole bunch of advice ^_^.

-considering it IS a dress up, you need more originality. A dress up is like another stick figure movie, just with less motion and more colors. There're way too many of them, and without anything outstanding to draw people into the game, it won't become too popular or get a very high score. Add into the game what you've never seen any other dress up game have.

-speaking as a very good drawer, the drawing weren't the greatest, but they weren't bad so I'm not gonna pick on you there. The clothes and the body could use some shades to make em look more realistic. And although it adds to sexiness that the pants and bathing suit barely fits her, I still feel it's better to be realistic.

-needs more variety of clothes, needs more music (but ur probrably already working on that)

-9/10 of the people are gonna wanna just strip her down first thing they do, instead of actually looking at your flash submission. Instead make it so that she CAN be stripped down, but actually make a game out of it. So idiots feel like they've accomplished something when she's naked. (but then again someone will post the solution on reviews) oh well you can't have everything.

Lastly, gl and keep at it. You'll improve (unless you give up)

Bobly responds:

Greeting to you, oh mighty newgrounds advice giver =D

I must say your advice first startled me, unless a movie makes it to a "top xx" list it tends to receive few reviews, and even less 1 year after =D
Now I'm not going to spend time justifying myself, yeah the drawings basic, and ya the sound options are limited :) but this was just supposed to be a Beta, i'd been planning a few things for the mai version (IE: 3 chicks minimum, possible basic motion, 3 songs to choose from minimum, an RGB picker to change the colour of the clothes instead of cluttering the screen with a version in each colour)... But with this also came some insane actionscript needs =D (well they seemed insane to me =P) so I put it aside a while.
¨roblem with me is I tend to just do bits of things, the 3 movies in my portfolio are all things I managed to do fast because if it takes long I tend to put it aside =D
When such things as AO (free until next January) and CS stop dragging me away from flash I'll probably get back to these projects, especially contest, I enjoyed doing that =D

Anyway thank you for the review,
and as some weird dude I don't know says on men each time you type /strekkie (with msn+):
Live long, and prosper.

Bobly

Kewl

Though GROSSLY overdone (little originality), it is still a good game overall. Things were smooth, movements were fluid. Gameplay was nicely done, and more advanced than most other games. This is something you'd probrably see on a super nintendo, not a flash website. Having that said, this deserves more than a crappy 4.21, it deserves at least a 4.5!

Good job, just next time add more features to the game and some original ideas never seen in any sidescrolling shooter. That is what makes a good game great.

I thought this was gonna be bad

I was wrong ;).
At first the graphics were OK and the gameplay is simple but when you put continuous blue spiders+ floor lasers+ ugly thing shooting at you from across the room you have a challenging sidescrolling game like Megaman.

great game

nice concept heheh

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